Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles rescue

Ok, this dream was from about 2 nights ago, so you're not going to get too many details. 

Somehow me and and a few other guys got into some issue/challenge with some random gang members. Essentially we had to win against them in some simple competitions or else...who knows. 

The only challenge I can remember is the one I lost. Some really silly like kids game, tossing a ball or bean bag into a bucket, BUT the opposing gang is gently tossing foam balls that you aren't allowed to let hit you while trying to make it in the bucket. Long story short, we lost the challenge. 

Now we're being escorted back to the gang's hideout. Basically a warehouse with a bunch of guys working out and doing martial arts. At this point I don't know we're going to be beat up, killed, or forced to commit some crime.

All of sudden the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles show up and it's like a party for me. There is absolutely no fear, they are carrying us out, and beating up gang members all at the same time. Then there is a brief few moments of uncertainty about how we are going to escape. I remember that we had previously been here before to scout out there hideout. I remind the turtles that we need to go to the ceiling and we can escape through the vents. Once we get into the vents, I have this feeling of walking backwards out of bunch of hanging sheets into freedom and safety. 

The end!

Hotel elevator

So I was riding in a hotel elevator when I noticed there were stairs in the back. As we're riding down, I take the stairs up in the elevator. It's like a double decker elevator, you can get off on two different floors. 

Then the whole thing morphs into like an open stair case with and elevator moving through it. If you can keep up, you could skip floors by taking the stairs and moving through the elevator as its going down. Well, at some point I get distracted and can't keep up, my friends get off at their floor, and I'm trying to take the stairs to catch up. 

I end up riding on top of the elevator with a person with a physical handicap. As we're going down, I'm getting impatient and thinking about just getting off at one of the floors and taking the stairs. Since we're on top, it's not too safe to get off while it's moving down. 

At that point, the elevator thinks everyone has exited, so it starts plunging to the bottom. At this point we're just falling. The elevator is long gone. I manage to save myself and slow my falling by dragging and gripping the walls. I begin to slow enough that I land on my feet, but I'm just trapped between two doors. Apparently no longer in an elevator shaft. 

I assume it's between two hotel room doors. I turn on the light to my phone, and start to knock on the doors. Then I just fling open one of the doors and run through someone's room. The doors were like those room adjoining doors and I was stuck in the middle, so now I need to get out of someone's room!

I run for their hallway door,  yelling that I'm just trying to leave. The hallway door has the chain attached, so I have to close  it, undo the chain, and then run. I keep running down the hall. I don't want to be caught by the person whose room I just ran through. 

It's at this point that I eventually find myself walking through a restaurant/lobby, but I can't find the stairs. I keep looking and looking, but still no stairs. 

The end, just lost and no stairs. 

Penn Jillette

Riding in my car with Penn going to Teller's house. Wrecking on wet pavement because Teller is driving too fast. Penn talked so much but didn't cover religion.

Haha, I'm coming across this week's later. I do remember this dream, but not really any more details. Strange dream. :)

Pancakes with Kim Dotcom!

Dreams never seem to make any sense, but here goes the one fell last night. 

I was eating large intricately shaped pancakes with Kim Dotcom. After eating a wide range of shapes and designs we started discussing the largest burrito I've ever ate. 

[True Story]

That is the Super Monster burrito from Freebirds' in Lubbock. Mine was 3lbs and by no means did I plan on setting a record. I was so close to finishing that burrito, but there was a lot of rice and I did have a tiny bit left that I couldn't finish. Now I know about 3lbs is the largest amount of food I could eat. 

Back to the dream...I took Kim Dotcom there, and when they built our Super Monster burrito it was huge, like 12 lbs. Haha, we didn't even think about trying to finish it, we just sat down and enjoyed it together. 

I'll see if I can find and add pictures of my burrito.